So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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