Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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