And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.