Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?