did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS