No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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