A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye