Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I could fuck to npr.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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