I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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