as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week