can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter