Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.