i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.