you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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