You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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