they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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