I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize