For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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