why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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