Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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