If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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