.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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