omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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