is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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