I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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