conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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