I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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