What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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