there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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