I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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