he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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