is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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