when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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