I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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