his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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