I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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