***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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