There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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