I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I skipped work to stalk him.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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