The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's just like the Real World with babies
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH