They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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