my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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