Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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