Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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