yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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