the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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