jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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