i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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