sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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