i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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