East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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