On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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