New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm too high and old for this...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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