I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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