I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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